Aikido Humour

You know you are addicted to Aikido if....

>> You wear your hakama to work.

>> Hear someone say broken and you think they said bokken and break into kata.

>> Name your daughter Irimi, or your dog Oshitaoshi.

>> You have 3 bokkens in your golf bag

>> Your reaction to any argument is "Oh yeah? Grab my wrist!!!"

>> You feel a itch to perform ikkyo when your son/daughter holds your hand

>> The ambulance crew know your name 

>> Chew your food with your center

>>You immediately stop what you're doing and sit down whenever you hear      someone clap their hands 

>> You don't just open a door -- you extend into it from your center.


>> You've tried doing mai ukemi down a hill -- or on cement.


>>During the office fire drill you look out your third floor window and wonder "Would ukemi work??"

>> After being thrown down by a powerful technique,that's when you bow your deepest and shout "Do it again!!...Do it again!!!"

....And this is my favourite one.....


>> A priest ask you to name 5 things that you are greatful for, you answer " Ikkyo, Nikkyo, Sankyo, Yonkyo, Gokyo."  :-D

Now back to work guys....